Hello fellow Castle Creeps:
I'm trying to post a bit more often but sometimes it's difficult with all the activities I'm involved in. Still, I plug awa...
"Hey Creraturer!"
I can't believe it. Here I'm finally getting a chance to write to you fine people when HE destroys the moment. Excuse me while I kick a certain Green Goblin's Keester.
{*"I didn't know you hung out with the man himself, The Green Goblin!"*}
"Not that Green Goblin. Norman Osborn is only a comic book character. What an idiot."
{*"You better look at yourself in the mirror when you say that,"*}
"Hey Creature...Gorblie wants to know who you're talking to. Gorblie thinks it's funny looking for you to talk to nobody."
That's it, my patience is done, fried, baked, turn-me-over DONE!!! Please excuse the screams as I clean this mess up.
"Gorblie, just be quiet and sit down, and as for you ya little headcase..."
{*"I thought I was the voice inside your head, your voice of reason."*}
"I'll give you Reason, get back inside my head and be quiet. I ain't talking to you."
{*"You're talking to me now. I win. C-Ya!!!"*}
He's gone!
"Now, as for you, you green slime ball, what are you doing barging in here when I'm trying to write."
"Gorblie was excited because Santa brought the new movie to him."
Now I feel like a deer in the headlights.
"What movie? What's he talking about?"
"The new movie you're in Creature. Santa gave it to Gorblie."
"What do you mean by Santa brought it to you," I bemused.
Gorblie thought for a couple seconds before a huge smile (if you can call the grimace on his goblinoid features a smile)spread across his face. "it was given to me by a little old driver so lively and quick. I knew in a moment he must be a pr..."
Ah! Ah! Ah! That'll be enough of that. this is a family blob, I mean blog."
Now I'm more puzzled than ever although all you have to do is spend a few minutes with Gorblie and you'll be sucking your thumb to.
"You mean Nick, right? He was supposed to bring me a review copy.
Gorblie actually thought for a few minutes before answering.
"Yep, Jolly Ole' St. Nick...same guy. he came down the chimney while Gorblie was getting ready to light a fire and gave it to him.
"But, Nick would have brought it in his ca...oh forget it, give me the package."
Gorblie handed me the DVD already unwrapped.
"One Question before I banish you from the reading room. If this came from Jolly Ole' St.Nick who travelled down the chimney to bring it to me then why is it not wrapped?"
"Because...Gorblie couldn't watch it while it was wrapped."
"Ah, exactly what I thought. Now, give me a best Gorblie Christmas present...and get out of here!!!"
"Gorblie gone."
"Hm, A little old driver so lively and quick, I knew in a moment he must be a pr...hey, give me a break, I wrote that in tenth grade. The question is; how would Gorblie know that unless, the little weasel has been going through my archival chambers.'
Okay, mystery solved. I'll figure out what to do with him later. Anyway, the original gist of this missive (before it was hijacked by...THEM, no, not the Giant Ants) was to talk about the other side of movie making, working in front of the camera. Since we started making movies I have directed everything we did. I even wrote several of the shorts and one of the full-length features. Well, about midway through this year I took a little break from that as we had a few unfinished projects still being worked. To my surprise I was then invited to play small roles in a couple of short films. Needless to say I was more than happy to accept as this would give me an opportunity to both learn lines and work in front of the camera...as an actor.
It's not like I hadn't acted before but in all my other experiences I worked in front of and behind the camera. I was an occultist in a cameo on "Dark Dimensions, a thug in training in "Angora," A Fishing boat captain in "Bikini Monsters," and an old swamp poacher in "Shaawonokie." So I have had a little bit of screen time but these were minor roles. Now I was being asked to play a featured supporting part with dialogue exchange. Sounded like fun to me.
Earlier this year I directed the short,"Shock House," for Nick Cuti (yes, the Nick of the above exchange with Gorblie) which led to him inviting me to act in his next short, his directorial debut, "A Woman Without Substance." I was to play Dr. Steinmetz, the guy who kind of supports the theory of a mars expedition crew that disappears into a black hole. I spent a full day on set of the two day shoot and had a blast. I'll tell you one thing, It's nice to do your lines and be able to leave after. That's quite an unusual feeling for me.
On the heels of "A Woman Without Substance," I was invited to play another role in the Sci-Fi short "Lost in Transit." Here I was to play 21'st Century fix-it man and jack of all trades, Fred. This time I had two appearances in the movie and am the one that figures out where a little girl's lost transfer signal is being held. A hero through and through.
Filming "Lost in Transit" happened last weekend and it looks like everything went fine. What a great way to start Christmas week off. I had a lot of fun and would gladly do it again if called upon. Acting is fun for a change of pace but I still prefer writing, directing, and shooting a movie. All things considered, making movies is fun and something everyone should try.
Oh, someone's at the door. Hold on just one minute.
Opening the door I found Prof standing out in the hallway, a DVD in his hand.
"Hey Creature, this is for you. It 's that movie you've been waiting fopr. Nick dropped it off but said he couldn't stay because he had something previously planned for Christmas."
"Whoa, whoa, wait a minute Prof. Was he riding in his car?"
The Prof looked at me in a way I usually look at Gorblie. I felt like a butaki (again, you figure it out).
"A_yeah! He brought it to the door but his car was sitting in the courtyard...running. How else did you expect him to deliver it?"
I took the DVD from him and held up the one from Gorblie in the other hand.
"Gorblie brought me one an hour ago and said Jolly Ole' St. Nick delivered it...down the chimney."
I'm sure, at that point, Prof and I both had that strange, blank look on our faces. The Prof was about to speak when we both heard a scuffle on the castle roof followed by a scraping noise. This was not the Werewolf boys. We ran to a window to look out in time to see..a sleigh pulled by a bunch of reindeer disappear into the distance. The Little Ole" Driver yelled back as they disappeared in the night sky "HO! HO! HO! Merry Christmas."
Prof and I both looked at each other in amazement and said together, "Don't Ask!!!"
Talk about going to New York by way of Miami. I hope all of you have a Wonderful Christmas Weekend!!!
The "Creature"
Saturday, December 24, 2011
Friday, August 19, 2011
New Movies Released"
Hey Gang:
While Gorblie and Doc are out hunting beasties to feed our beasties here in the "Castle" I thought I'd hop on here, uninterrupted, and tell you about some new releases that occurred during the last couple months.
First up, the movie I've written about for a couple years is finally coming out. Yes, "Bikini Monsters" will be available by the time you read this. BM is the movie that Creature Productions pitched in with Warbranch Productions to produce and shoot this full-length Feature. I helped produce, acted as assistant director, and camera operator. Oh, and Terence even gave me a small acting role as Captain Shaw. That was fun.
"Bikini Monsters" is the story of an experiment gone wild and a scientist driven to the brink. The screenplay was written by Terence Muncy and Erica J. Heflin and directed by Terence.
Next up is "Tagged." This is the movie that Creature Productions produced with Nicola Cuti. It is a coming of age story centered around the game of Lazer Tag. Three different arenas were used in the making of this full length feature which was shot in 2010. My buddy Nick wrote the screenplay and I directed it. The premiere for "Tagged" happened in early August of this year.
Also at the same premiere Nick Cuti released his sinister short Film, "Shock House." I directed that one as well. It was made earlier this year. The tagline is simple: Nobody ever leaves Shock House that enters!
So July and August were kind of fun months for me as the duo saw the release of three movies I was involved with. Still, I have something up my sleeve for later this year. Details to come.
Have a Great Day!!!
The "Creature"
Saturday, January 22, 2011
Hello Everybody:
The new year came and went by in a flash. It seems funny that New Year's "the hype" is really only about two hours long. For an hour before New Years and an hour after the most intense partying one could imagine takes place. Then it quickly tapers off into a day off with nothing to do (mostly because of all the partying). Still we look forward to it every year.
So, what then do we do after the new Year has come and gone??? Settle back into our regular lives again only with the hope of fulfilling some new expectations via the form of...resolutions.
I only made one resolution for this year and that was to get back on track with my writing. That's going to be challenge enough without adding more to the mix. We'll see how it goes.
Anyway, I started my new Years with a bang. I worked from 3:30 A.M. until 10:30 A.M. After that I decided to do something different for the new year so I went and visited a couple friends of mine that opened a little comic booth at a local flea market. They'd been at the market for nearly a year yet I'd never gone there, even though the location was close to work. I have to admit they were surprised when they saw me walk in.
Well, to make a long story short, they had a really neat little place going and I ended up buying some comics, the first in over a year. I got 4-5 new ones and a couple older ones from my list. I even picked up a couple Blackhawk comics from 1967 I didn't have. I had a good time and managed to rekindle my passion for comics again (but that wasn't part of my resolution?!?!?). Oh well!!!
Have a Great Day!!!
The "Creature"
The new year came and went by in a flash. It seems funny that New Year's "the hype" is really only about two hours long. For an hour before New Years and an hour after the most intense partying one could imagine takes place. Then it quickly tapers off into a day off with nothing to do (mostly because of all the partying). Still we look forward to it every year.
So, what then do we do after the new Year has come and gone??? Settle back into our regular lives again only with the hope of fulfilling some new expectations via the form of...resolutions.
I only made one resolution for this year and that was to get back on track with my writing. That's going to be challenge enough without adding more to the mix. We'll see how it goes.
Anyway, I started my new Years with a bang. I worked from 3:30 A.M. until 10:30 A.M. After that I decided to do something different for the new year so I went and visited a couple friends of mine that opened a little comic booth at a local flea market. They'd been at the market for nearly a year yet I'd never gone there, even though the location was close to work. I have to admit they were surprised when they saw me walk in.
Well, to make a long story short, they had a really neat little place going and I ended up buying some comics, the first in over a year. I got 4-5 new ones and a couple older ones from my list. I even picked up a couple Blackhawk comics from 1967 I didn't have. I had a good time and managed to rekindle my passion for comics again (but that wasn't part of my resolution?!?!?). Oh well!!!
Have a Great Day!!!
The "Creature"
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
"What Happened???"
Hello Fellow (Hello??? Uh-Oh, too much echo):
Oh boy when I screw up I dump the whole can; nuts, bolts, everything. I just looked back over the paucity (?) of entries and saw that I've been on here for over a year-and-a-half!!!!!!!!!! In that time I've logged in a whopping 6 entries. That's enough to bore even the most trapped spirits in any Haunted House (or "castle" as the case is). Don't get me wrong, I haven't been lazy, well...maybe a little, I've just been perpetually trapped in the quagmire I call...E-MAIL HELL!!!!!!!!!!
"Uh, Creature?"
"Not now Gorblie. Can't you see I'm on a roll here?"
Gorblie looked at me sitting at the keyboard and let his eyes drop to the floor. When he looked at me he still had that confused look plastered all over his goblinoid features.
"Uh, Creature...Gorblie thinks the only rolling you're doing is back and forth in front of your writing desk. Gorblie wouldn't think that..."
"Ah-Ah-Ah...don't even say it. It was only a figure of speech"
"To Gorblie it looks more like tapping..."
"Would you quit looking over my shoulder. How many Gajillions of times have I told you that while I'm here writing..."
"Gorblie thought you were tapping keys?!?"
"Whatever, that's not the point. When I'm in here working you're not supposed to be anywhere in the vicinity. Especially not HOVERING OVER MY SHOULDERS!!!!!!!!"
Hey Creature?"
"UUUUHHHHH...WWWWHHHHAAAAATTTTT!!!!!!!!!"
"Gorblie wants to know if that's spelled with a "G"?"
"If what is spelled with a "G"? What are you talking about?"
"Gorblie thinks maybe Gagillion is maybe spelled with a "G"."
"That's it!!! That does it. Get out of here before I call the Gate Guardian. Get out of my writing room before I have your putrid Green Carcass BOILED IB OIL!!!!!!!"
"Uh, Creature..."
"WHAT CAN YOU POSSIBLY WANT NOW???????????"
"Gorblie just wanted to tell you that you spelled ib wrong."
"WHAT???? That's not even a word. What are you talking about?"
"Gorblie just wanted to know what you were talking about? Gorblie saw you write ib and he thought maybe Creature meant "in" instead."
He just stood there smiling, well, actually more of a grimace splayed across his goblinoid features. That was it, all Dunna (as baby Gavyn would say).
"That's it I'm gonna boil you in oil myself. Ib, in, who cares anyway?"
"Gorblie thinks your readers and editors might."
UUHHH!!! Out, NOW. GUARDS!! GUARDS!!"
"Gorblie is gone."
In a flash he disappeared, just the way he appeared. Oh, No, I know what you're thinking; he is not a figment. Oh, No. That little PITA (Pain-in-the-a#&) is a real goblin about three feet high. He's always bothering me when I start writing something and then I don't even have a clue as to what I'm supposed to be talking about.
Oh, yeah, that's right; E-MAIL HELL!!! Many people suffer from online gaming but I never seem to make it that far. I get trapped in perpetual e-mail inundation and never make it out in time to write anything of value (well, I guess my e-mail comments have some value). So, as I've said, I'm not super lazy, just mis-directed. I should be working on writing projects and not just writing thousands of words on e-mail comments. I have lots of Synopses (a word???) put tobether for at least three novels, a couple novellas, a few reptile articles, and at least twenty-five stories and still I trap myself under tons of e-mail. My early New Years resolution is to write more about me, myself, I, and all my projects and only spend a small portion of the day in e-mails. We'll see if that happens.
I remain optimistic because, in Creature's Castle," anything can happen.
Have a Great Day!!!
The "Creature"
Oh boy when I screw up I dump the whole can; nuts, bolts, everything. I just looked back over the paucity (?) of entries and saw that I've been on here for over a year-and-a-half!!!!!!!!!! In that time I've logged in a whopping 6 entries. That's enough to bore even the most trapped spirits in any Haunted House (or "castle" as the case is). Don't get me wrong, I haven't been lazy, well...maybe a little, I've just been perpetually trapped in the quagmire I call...E-MAIL HELL!!!!!!!!!!
"Uh, Creature?"
"Not now Gorblie. Can't you see I'm on a roll here?"
Gorblie looked at me sitting at the keyboard and let his eyes drop to the floor. When he looked at me he still had that confused look plastered all over his goblinoid features.
"Uh, Creature...Gorblie thinks the only rolling you're doing is back and forth in front of your writing desk. Gorblie wouldn't think that..."
"Ah-Ah-Ah...don't even say it. It was only a figure of speech"
"To Gorblie it looks more like tapping..."
"Would you quit looking over my shoulder. How many Gajillions of times have I told you that while I'm here writing..."
"Gorblie thought you were tapping keys?!?"
"Whatever, that's not the point. When I'm in here working you're not supposed to be anywhere in the vicinity. Especially not HOVERING OVER MY SHOULDERS!!!!!!!!"
Hey Creature?"
"UUUUHHHHH...WWWWHHHHAAAAATTTTT!!!!!!!!!"
"Gorblie wants to know if that's spelled with a "G"?"
"If what is spelled with a "G"? What are you talking about?"
"Gorblie thinks maybe Gagillion is maybe spelled with a "G"."
"That's it!!! That does it. Get out of here before I call the Gate Guardian. Get out of my writing room before I have your putrid Green Carcass BOILED IB OIL!!!!!!!"
"Uh, Creature..."
"WHAT CAN YOU POSSIBLY WANT NOW???????????"
"Gorblie just wanted to tell you that you spelled ib wrong."
"WHAT???? That's not even a word. What are you talking about?"
"Gorblie just wanted to know what you were talking about? Gorblie saw you write ib and he thought maybe Creature meant "in" instead."
He just stood there smiling, well, actually more of a grimace splayed across his goblinoid features. That was it, all Dunna (as baby Gavyn would say).
"That's it I'm gonna boil you in oil myself. Ib, in, who cares anyway?"
"Gorblie thinks your readers and editors might."
UUHHH!!! Out, NOW. GUARDS!! GUARDS!!"
"Gorblie is gone."
In a flash he disappeared, just the way he appeared. Oh, No, I know what you're thinking; he is not a figment. Oh, No. That little PITA (Pain-in-the-a#&) is a real goblin about three feet high. He's always bothering me when I start writing something and then I don't even have a clue as to what I'm supposed to be talking about.
Oh, yeah, that's right; E-MAIL HELL!!! Many people suffer from online gaming but I never seem to make it that far. I get trapped in perpetual e-mail inundation and never make it out in time to write anything of value (well, I guess my e-mail comments have some value). So, as I've said, I'm not super lazy, just mis-directed. I should be working on writing projects and not just writing thousands of words on e-mail comments. I have lots of Synopses (a word???) put tobether for at least three novels, a couple novellas, a few reptile articles, and at least twenty-five stories and still I trap myself under tons of e-mail. My early New Years resolution is to write more about me, myself, I, and all my projects and only spend a small portion of the day in e-mails. We'll see if that happens.
I remain optimistic because, in Creature's Castle," anything can happen.
Have a Great Day!!!
The "Creature"
Thursday, March 25, 2010
"Sharing through Chatting"
Hello Everybody:
I did something cool the other day that thousands of you have already done (I'm sure), but me, not so much. I was invited to a writer's chat session that would last around two hours (online). I wasn't sure I had anything to offer but I said I would be there anyway. For a couple days I thought about what I was gonna say.
Well, the day came (yesterday) and a friend of mine was down from out of town so I thought I would miss it. I was about ready to contact the group when I found out that my friend was gonna be busy for a while which would allow me a chance to at least join at the beginning.
I was excited when I entered (at 7:00 P.M.) the site for at least a brief chat with the group when suddenly I hit a brick wall. I couldn't get into the Chat room because I guess I didn't have the program for it. Well...not being a computer Whiz (I mean we're talkin' embarrassingly stupid about computers) I contacted them and said "The walls of the city have closed for the day. I'll try to get in next time." I lowered my head in shame. No computer knowledge, stupid high-rise walls, guards who won't let me through...That was the straw that broke this barrel monkey's chain (remember those stupid little barrel of monkeys games, yeah, well they still make 'em). I wheeled and stared the monstrous wall straight in the eye (well, the eye peeking from the sliding viewing window) and said, "I'm gettin' in whether you like it or not!!!" I think I was shaking my fist as well which was real stupid (that stupid word...again) because nobody is going to open the gates to somebody who is threatening them. DUH!!!
So, plan B. If I make an offering from Posiedon (you know him , the King of the sea) that looks like the Outer God Cthulhu (think Trojan Cthulhu, well try, so you have to stretch, stretching is good for you), then they'll think it looks so cool that they'll bring the Avatar behind the wall and; OILA!!!, I'll be in the Chat room (no Avatar jokes please, one does not wish to disturb mighty Cthulhu whiles he lies dead, dreaming)...Hey, I don't make this stuff up. Just go into the Dreamlands and turn left at the old House (yeah, the one with the dead trees and green glow around it) and go down to the cove. The Cthonian sisters will greet you there. Hmm, Dead Cthulhu lies Dreaming, is he dead asleep and counting sheep (yeah, lambs for the slaughter B-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a).
Anyway, or I could just use another server and go in from there which, in the end, was what I did. Five minutes after showdown I was in. YYYYAAAAAYYYYY!!!!! But, there's a catch; I got in and the chat room was...enpty. Know fair, Cthulhu got here before me. I left the room open (with me inside) and sat down to ponder the empty space before me. Sleep came quickly (I had been up for about 19 hours at that point) but I woke up a short time later to find the room...FULL!!!
For the next hour-and-a-half we had a great chat that covered several writing subjects. I learned a little and took a few notes. I think there were 6-7 of us in there and one-by-one they began dropping out after about an hour. I was the last one to eventually leave the room, so I turned out the light. I had a great time and look forward to next week when we do it all again.
So now you know how I spent a wonderful spring evening.
Have a Great Day!!!
John (aka, the "Creature")
I did something cool the other day that thousands of you have already done (I'm sure), but me, not so much. I was invited to a writer's chat session that would last around two hours (online). I wasn't sure I had anything to offer but I said I would be there anyway. For a couple days I thought about what I was gonna say.
Well, the day came (yesterday) and a friend of mine was down from out of town so I thought I would miss it. I was about ready to contact the group when I found out that my friend was gonna be busy for a while which would allow me a chance to at least join at the beginning.
I was excited when I entered (at 7:00 P.M.) the site for at least a brief chat with the group when suddenly I hit a brick wall. I couldn't get into the Chat room because I guess I didn't have the program for it. Well...not being a computer Whiz (I mean we're talkin' embarrassingly stupid about computers) I contacted them and said "The walls of the city have closed for the day. I'll try to get in next time." I lowered my head in shame. No computer knowledge, stupid high-rise walls, guards who won't let me through...That was the straw that broke this barrel monkey's chain (remember those stupid little barrel of monkeys games, yeah, well they still make 'em). I wheeled and stared the monstrous wall straight in the eye (well, the eye peeking from the sliding viewing window) and said, "I'm gettin' in whether you like it or not!!!" I think I was shaking my fist as well which was real stupid (that stupid word...again) because nobody is going to open the gates to somebody who is threatening them. DUH!!!
So, plan B. If I make an offering from Posiedon (you know him , the King of the sea) that looks like the Outer God Cthulhu (think Trojan Cthulhu, well try, so you have to stretch, stretching is good for you), then they'll think it looks so cool that they'll bring the Avatar behind the wall and; OILA!!!, I'll be in the Chat room (no Avatar jokes please, one does not wish to disturb mighty Cthulhu whiles he lies dead, dreaming)...Hey, I don't make this stuff up. Just go into the Dreamlands and turn left at the old House (yeah, the one with the dead trees and green glow around it) and go down to the cove. The Cthonian sisters will greet you there. Hmm, Dead Cthulhu lies Dreaming, is he dead asleep and counting sheep (yeah, lambs for the slaughter B-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a).
Anyway, or I could just use another server and go in from there which, in the end, was what I did. Five minutes after showdown I was in. YYYYAAAAAYYYYY!!!!! But, there's a catch; I got in and the chat room was...enpty. Know fair, Cthulhu got here before me. I left the room open (with me inside) and sat down to ponder the empty space before me. Sleep came quickly (I had been up for about 19 hours at that point) but I woke up a short time later to find the room...FULL!!!
For the next hour-and-a-half we had a great chat that covered several writing subjects. I learned a little and took a few notes. I think there were 6-7 of us in there and one-by-one they began dropping out after about an hour. I was the last one to eventually leave the room, so I turned out the light. I had a great time and look forward to next week when we do it all again.
So now you know how I spent a wonderful spring evening.
Have a Great Day!!!
John (aka, the "Creature")
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
HHHHHHEEEEEELLLLOOOOO!!!!!
Greetings one and all(probably not even one anymore):
So I came in here and dusted off all the cobwebs, fought off the Leng Spiders, performed a mental ventiloquist (probably butchered that one) act for the hound of Tindalos (Ha, Ha!!1 I'm over here) and now I'm back. I don't know how I get so wrapped up that I never have a chance to get over here but I will attemt to be more regular in the future.There's always lots to say, the problem is that I usually end up saying it on some website post where it becomes conveniently lost in the shuffle.
Anyway...I went to see "The Wolfman" the other day and I really liked it. I was wondering if I would because I'm a big fan of the original but I always go to movies with an open (and clear) mind (but not a blank slate). The feel of the movie was good and the sets I felt really reflected the time period (1891). Benicio Del Toro was very believable as Larry (Lawrence for those of you in Gila Bend) Talbot and Anthony Hopkins was a very mysterious version of Sir John. The wolfman looked great and was extremely vicious. I was actually surprised at the toned down gore appeal compared to what I thought it would be. If there was any improvement I would have made on this movie it would have been to include a little more about the gypsy camp. Maybe next time.
Overall I liked the movie and highly recommend it. I give it a hardy 4 screams on the "Creature Scale." And now...on to the lumberyard!!!
See You Real Soon and...Have a Great Day!!!
John (aka, the "Creature")
So I came in here and dusted off all the cobwebs, fought off the Leng Spiders, performed a mental ventiloquist (probably butchered that one) act for the hound of Tindalos (Ha, Ha!!1 I'm over here) and now I'm back. I don't know how I get so wrapped up that I never have a chance to get over here but I will attemt to be more regular in the future.There's always lots to say, the problem is that I usually end up saying it on some website post where it becomes conveniently lost in the shuffle.
Anyway...I went to see "The Wolfman" the other day and I really liked it. I was wondering if I would because I'm a big fan of the original but I always go to movies with an open (and clear) mind (but not a blank slate). The feel of the movie was good and the sets I felt really reflected the time period (1891). Benicio Del Toro was very believable as Larry (Lawrence for those of you in Gila Bend) Talbot and Anthony Hopkins was a very mysterious version of Sir John. The wolfman looked great and was extremely vicious. I was actually surprised at the toned down gore appeal compared to what I thought it would be. If there was any improvement I would have made on this movie it would have been to include a little more about the gypsy camp. Maybe next time.
Overall I liked the movie and highly recommend it. I give it a hardy 4 screams on the "Creature Scale." And now...on to the lumberyard!!!
See You Real Soon and...Have a Great Day!!!
John (aka, the "Creature")
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Hello Everybody:
Well this wasn't the way I wanted to start up here but i'll be more active in the coming months with all kinds of stuff. you know what season it is; money drain season (and you thought I was going to say X-mas season). Anyway, it's a cool time of the year (for some anyway) so from everybody here at the castle...
"Gorblie wants to be part of the everyone."
Excuse me while I fix this little problem.
"Did I not say from everyone? I did not stutter."
You said from everyone...but not from Gorblie. Gorblie said he wants to be added along with the everyone."
"Well you can tell Gorblie that he is a part of the everyone. Don't look at me like I just stepped off a spaceship or something. Don't they teach common language back at the "Great (yeah, right) Goblin empire?"
Uh, Creature, Gorblie says that's a capital "e."
"Excuse me, how do you know what it is. I'm speaking to you am I not? Oh, and by the way, it's an "O" and not an "a." Now you've got me doing it. Why don't you go haunt a house or something you little green glop of ectoplasmic , well...GLOP!!! Now you've got me all flustered and nobody reading this (if there is anybody) will know what the H-E-Double hockey stick we're even talking about at this point. UUUUUUUHHHHH!!!!
"But Creature..."
"What."
"Gorblie can't haunt a house."
"And why not?" I think at this point i was smiling some weird maniacal grin.
He looked up at me his eyes opening wide. "Uh, because...Gorblie hasn't gone to his great reward."
That was it.Over the edge. Oh...Allow me to arrange it for you."
Gorblie took off like a shot and I began laughing hysterically. "HO! HO! HO! From everyone here at the "Castle..." We hope you all have a very Scary Christmas and a Howlingly fun New Year.
And...Have a Great Day!!!
John (aka, the "Creature")
Well this wasn't the way I wanted to start up here but i'll be more active in the coming months with all kinds of stuff. you know what season it is; money drain season (and you thought I was going to say X-mas season). Anyway, it's a cool time of the year (for some anyway) so from everybody here at the castle...
"Gorblie wants to be part of the everyone."
Excuse me while I fix this little problem.
"Did I not say from everyone? I did not stutter."
You said from everyone...but not from Gorblie. Gorblie said he wants to be added along with the everyone."
"Well you can tell Gorblie that he is a part of the everyone. Don't look at me like I just stepped off a spaceship or something. Don't they teach common language back at the "Great (yeah, right) Goblin empire?"
Uh, Creature, Gorblie says that's a capital "e."
"Excuse me, how do you know what it is. I'm speaking to you am I not? Oh, and by the way, it's an "O" and not an "a." Now you've got me doing it. Why don't you go haunt a house or something you little green glop of ectoplasmic , well...GLOP!!! Now you've got me all flustered and nobody reading this (if there is anybody) will know what the H-E-Double hockey stick we're even talking about at this point. UUUUUUUHHHHH!!!!
"But Creature..."
"What."
"Gorblie can't haunt a house."
"And why not?" I think at this point i was smiling some weird maniacal grin.
He looked up at me his eyes opening wide. "Uh, because...Gorblie hasn't gone to his great reward."
That was it.Over the edge. Oh...Allow me to arrange it for you."
Gorblie took off like a shot and I began laughing hysterically. "HO! HO! HO! From everyone here at the "Castle..." We hope you all have a very Scary Christmas and a Howlingly fun New Year.
And...Have a Great Day!!!
John (aka, the "Creature")
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