Hello Everybody:
Well this wasn't the way I wanted to start up here but i'll be more active in the coming months with all kinds of stuff. you know what season it is; money drain season (and you thought I was going to say X-mas season). Anyway, it's a cool time of the year (for some anyway) so from everybody here at the castle...
"Gorblie wants to be part of the everyone."
Excuse me while I fix this little problem.
"Did I not say from everyone? I did not stutter."
You said from everyone...but not from Gorblie. Gorblie said he wants to be added along with the everyone."
"Well you can tell Gorblie that he is a part of the everyone. Don't look at me like I just stepped off a spaceship or something. Don't they teach common language back at the "Great (yeah, right) Goblin empire?"
Uh, Creature, Gorblie says that's a capital "e."
"Excuse me, how do you know what it is. I'm speaking to you am I not? Oh, and by the way, it's an "O" and not an "a." Now you've got me doing it. Why don't you go haunt a house or something you little green glop of ectoplasmic , well...GLOP!!! Now you've got me all flustered and nobody reading this (if there is anybody) will know what the H-E-Double hockey stick we're even talking about at this point. UUUUUUUHHHHH!!!!
"But Creature..."
"What."
"Gorblie can't haunt a house."
"And why not?" I think at this point i was smiling some weird maniacal grin.
He looked up at me his eyes opening wide. "Uh, because...Gorblie hasn't gone to his great reward."
That was it.Over the edge. Oh...Allow me to arrange it for you."
Gorblie took off like a shot and I began laughing hysterically. "HO! HO! HO! From everyone here at the "Castle..." We hope you all have a very Scary Christmas and a Howlingly fun New Year.
And...Have a Great Day!!!
John (aka, the "Creature")